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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Being friends with your ex.

To me, if an ex is able to stay friends with you after a breakup, it tells you that when you guys were together, they actually liked you for you, and that being with you was just a way to get to know you better. They’re a keeper if they can look past the awkwardness of the fact you guys had a thing, and be friends just like before.

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three day weekend

 

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

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what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

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Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off: 

Me :

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Samuel Gompers Prom Queen 2012 :) Me

Samuel Gompers Prom Queen 2012 :) Me